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The Day My Mouth Was Left Agape at an Abeokuta Restaurant

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Abdurraheem Saad Dembo

 

By AbdurRaheem Sa’ad Dembo

In June, 2015 I was in Abeokuta on an official assignment but my experience at a restaurant around Panseke has remained memorable. It was a day my mouth was left opened in dismay. It was also a moment I was dumbfounded going by what I had witnessed at that restaurant.

I am from Ilorin but I lived in Kano throughout my secondary school and University education, even though I visited Ilorin at the end of every semester. So is as good as I may not know what is obtainable among the young people in the Southern part of Nigeria.

As usual, I entered the restaurant and requested for rice and beans with two meats; meanwhile, a group of young boys who were gorgeously dressed in polo shirts and three quarters came in. One of them said they should sell three wraps of Amala with forty pieces of meat. The next person requested for two wraps and thirty meats and so on. They came along with big plates or I can call it a slightly big cooler. I looked at my left and right side perplexed.

That was the first time I had witnessed such a scenario since I was born. The woman fetched my food and I did justice to it. But as I was eating, it kept ringing in my head. Haba! Forty pieces of meats.

After I retired to a place I was putting up in the evening, I shared the strange experience with a brother.

“Eyin ara oke oya” meaning you people from the North. He said those boys I saw were Yahoo boys. He explained in detail how they operate, even though he lamented the ill development.

In the same year, I was in Ijebu-Ode on another official assignment and I lodged in a hotel. On a weekend, a group of boys drove in an exotic car and I overheard them telling the hotel receptionist that they would need steady light overnight and he assured them.

As early as 5:30 a.m. the following day they left the hotel and I quickly went out of my room, asked the receptionist who were they. In affirmative tone he disclosed they were Yahoo boys. I then sequentially narrated by experience at a restaurant in Abeokuta to him. He said,” Ema wo Bross, last night when they asked for alcohol upstairs; the ponmo i counted when they were eating may be up to 50 pieces”. That perfectly corroborated my strange experience in Abeokuta.

This piece is not all about my astonishment at the restaurant but uncovering the audacity of the young boys who are supposed to be the pride of our Nation. It is also significant to establish that Abeokuta is a cool city, where one can have good time, so explaining or sharing my experience about Yahoo boys there is not in any way to disparage the city and the people. The city has a special face lift in recent years due to the sagacity and good governance provided by former Governor, Ibikunle Amosun in the instances of expanded roads and bridges that would avail the eyes beautiful glimpse.

Significantly, the prevalence of Yahoo boys is now in almost every geopolitical zones in Nigeria. As parents we must teach our children the way of God so that they won’t go astray. We must not shy away from our primary responsibility of catering for them and monitoring them properly. Parents should not be too occupied to not having time for their children. At the end of one’s career, a person’s success is largely measurable, among other things, within the context of how well one’s children are doing.

*Causes of the Menace*

*Impatience*: The youth of today do not want to do the right thing. They want to cut corners. Get-rich-quick syndrome is what some of our youths believe in. They believe strongly that “Yahoo Yahoo” is the way to go. In fact, there is another level of it which is termed “Yahoo plus” , that is likened to rituals.

*Bad parenting*: This is the stage where “Yahoo Yahoo” is unconsciously nurtured by parents. As a parent it is your responsibility to provide for your child. But once you fail in this regard, you have exposed your children to dangerous or ruining tendencies. Once they see someone who is providing for them, thus they are susceptible to getting unwholesomely influenced. Some parents have indeed contributed to the waywardness of their children .

A social media Influencer, Ayekooto Akindele opined recently on his Facebook post, “Home Training is the greatest thing you owe the country as a patriotic citizen. Give it to your children before you give them smartphones”. Giving them smartphones early in life could lead them to such an unpalatable enterprise, if they are not properly monitored. It is better you don’t even give them.

I have read it online where mothers of Yahoo boys are calling themselves Association of Yahoo boys mothers Association. This is heart-wrenching and despicable. I have also heard that some parents advertently took their children to learn “Yahoo Yahoo”. This is also another sad one. Sometimes in 2020 in Ado Ekiti, the day the soccer maestro Diego Armando Maradona died, I was sitting in front of a restaurant with other colleagues and a young man was driving in an exotic car with some guys with him. Then one of the men who were also sitting close to a Vulcaniser spotted the young man and said ” him head dey there now, na Yahoo boys him dey drive. I was shocked and concluded that he was one of the bad parents contributing to the proliferation of Yahoos.The man by my observation could be in his 60s .Apparently, such a man does not see anything bad in such an unholy enterprise.

*Government attitude*: Our government laxity in providing jobs and enabling environment for private sectors to engage the youths is largely instrumental to the ugly social trend. Of course, the government can’t employ all her citizens; but can provide an enabling environment for private sectors to absolve many citizens.

*Get-rich-quick syndrome*: The youths of today want to cut corners and get rich quickly, forgetting the consequences of such excessive ambitions.

*Quest for luxury and freedom*: They want to belong to certain class in the society who are using exotic cars, Living in mansion and romancing beautiful women around them ,and lavishing the ill-gotten wealth on them uncontrollably.

*Peer group and Societal Pressure*. Mingling with bad boys can encourage innocent young men into Yahoo.Some parents and even the society sometimes mount unnecessary pressure on their sons by vituperating dangerous remarks that may ginger them into Yahoo business.

The National Assembly has huge responsibility towards addressing the threat by coming up with serious legislation that would spell out punishment for those who engage in Yahoo and Yahoo plus. They should also focus on the role of security agents in combating the menace because it has been rumoured that some security agents are also accomplices.

The Role of Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) in combating the menace is commendable. There have been so many arrests and convictions of young men accros the country who are into Yahoo Yahoo. But frankly, what the EFCC is doing is basically a reactive approach; we must however imbibe a holistic approach that would engender both proactiveness and reactiveness.

A veritable aspect of the proactiveness is good parenting. If parents invest their energy, care and prayers, the children would be far from the various wayward tendencies, such as Yahoo Yahoo. Though we cannot rule out the fact that some parents have been dutiful in their roles, their children have chosen to betray positive moulding. Whichever way, good parenting remains the prerequisite towards ensuring that the menace is reduced to the barest minimum in our society.

The National Orientation Agency (NOA) has a role to play here. They should come up with jingles on radio,television and Internet that would dissuade young men from venturing into the menace of “Yahoo Yahoo” ; it would help the entire young population in the short and in the long run. There should also be the aspect targeted at parents, where the jingles would dramatise or explain the consequences of failing to protect and prevent their children from such evil machinations. The jingles should also focus on the Fleetingness of joy embedded in the Yahoo thing.They can equally partner other agencies in order to take the campaign to schools and other places.

It is imperative to establish that Yahoo Yahoo is more prevalent in some regions than the others. Hence, NOA should focus more on the regions where it is rampant. That doesn’t mean other regions should be disregarded. It is a serious threat to our noble existence and collective measures must be taken to addressing the menace. A stitch in time, they say, saves nine.

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Governor Abba Kabir Yusuf and his disloyal Commissioners

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Governor Abba Kabir Yusuf

 

As a matter of urgency, the Kano State Governor Abba Kabir Yusuf should be on top of his government. It is his responsibility to take charge, Kano voters only voted for him with enough votes, not his cabinet members, Chief of Staff, or the rest of his appointees as most of them are inexperienced persons.

Before I go further I want to congratulate you for approving a huge amount of money for the purchase of fertilizer for this year’s rainy season farming and another billions of naira for the renovation of classrooms across the 44 Local Government areas of Kano State.

To be frank with Your Excellency, with the kind of government officials working under you this money earmarked will end up in the pockets and accounts of politicians. Yes in the pocket of your party members who are members of the Community Reorientation Committee (CRC), which is responsible for executing the projects.

We have seen what happened recently with the empowerment funds shared to the street hawkers, and the issue of diverting palliatives, you, self-directed the arrest of the suspects, and we are yet to hear about the investigation and the actions you took against them. Even though there are speculations that one of the engine rooms of your government who used to be a comrade at one of the Nigerian Universities spearheaded the I’ll action. God forbid.

Another issue that makes me sharpen my pen this time, is the pathetic issue of one sick baby who Governor Yusuf pledged to take abroad for the needed treatment but up to date the promise has not been fulfilled

The mother of the patient who spoke on a video clip said that, when Abba Kabir visited them as a new governor in one of the Kano hospitals, one company had already promised to sponsor their traveling abroad for medication but the governor, said the duty of his government to do that, but up-to-date no action is taken. They no longer have money to even attend the local hospital talkless of buying the necessary drugs plus the regular oxygen the patient used daily as a means for survival.

The woman added that she has been going up and down to the Kano State Ministry of Health, but the Commissioner of that Ministry keeps deceiving them.

I want to use this opportunity to call the attention of Abba Yusuf to be on top of all his government affairs by reshaping his Cabinet with those he can control and give directives. I suggest to him to appoint capable youth to his government before it is too late.
“A word is enough for a wise”

Abba Hamisu Sani is the National Coordinator Society for Patriotic Journalism.
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Unveiling the Complexities Behind Kano’s Emirate Tussle-Abdullahi Dahiru

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Dr.Abdullahi Dahiru

Many people reduce the current Emirate tussle in Kano to a ‘selfish’ fight between Muhammad Sanusi II and Aminu Ado Bayero over the throne of Kano Emirate. They think the matter should not be given and importance by the government since the Emirs have no constitutional power and no roles specified in the constitution.

But the imbroglio is far more than that. When Ganduje decided to depose Muhammad Sanusi I I, he did other things that were inimical to the sarauta system that made the return of Sanusi II very much easy and desirable.

Ganduje decided to balkanize the Kano Emirate into five bew distinct entities. He then took a map and decided to allocate each Emirate some local government areas as districts without looking at history or and cogent consideration. Part of the problem he created was posting of the four Kano kingmakers out of the Kano Emirate to the new ones he created and hence becoming subservient to the new Emirs. Traditionally, the kingmakers are next in importance to the Emir. The kingmakers defied their new postings and the new Emirs expelled them and remove some of them from being district heads of ancestral homes in Dambatta, Wudil and Dawakin Tofa. There were other important district heads that did not pay allegience to the new Emirs and were also expelled from their districts.

After expulsion of the Madaki from Dawakin Tofa, one of Ganduje’s relation was appointed as the district head. Many important APC stalwarts were appointed as title holders in the new Emirates like Alhassan Ado Doguwa and Musa Iliyasu Kwankwaso. The new Emirates came with appointment of new title holders, district heads and recruitment of several palace officials. The new Emirate law allocated right to be appointed as Emirs to certain families excluding others that were equally heirs in some of the new Emirates. The budget to maintain the five Emirate increased significantly.

The government decided to construct new township roads in the headquarters of the new Emirates and elevated the ststus of General Hospitals there to specialist hospitals to show that the creation of the Emirates has brought development to the rural areas. But the specialists hospitals were there only in name because there was no single specialist working there. Government could have brought the same development without creation of the new Emirates.

The APC government campaigned that voting it into power will make the new Emirates survive but that didn’t help the party as it lost election in the headquarters of most of the Emirates.

The repeal of the law that balkanized the Kano Emirare that made it possible for Ganduje to depose Sanusi II was not only about returning Sanusi but redressing many anomalies that emanated from Ganduje’s previous Emirate laws. Since the repeal of the law and return of Sanusi II to the throne many district heads and the Kano kingmakers have returned to the leadership of their ancestral towns that were hitherto usurped from them.

Some people are complaining that Kano people are fighting over a throne that has no value. But are people really fighting in Kano? I don’t think so. People are going about their normal businesses. Nobody was beaten or injured since the imbroglio started. It is only legal tussles that are on going and the courts will decide on all petitions over time.

The sarauta system in Kano is about the people, their culture and history. There are people that considers it important even when many think it is just relics of the past. Those that are not interested in the institution should stop whining and leave the interested parties to persue what they consider important legally.

Abdullahi Dahiru Writes from Kano

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Rivers Boils, Kano Simmer: Political Chaos and Federal Indifference

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Harun Muhammad

For those that have been following with a keen interest, Rivers politics has been intensely boiling for almost a year now. First, a state Governor losing a control of his entire cabinet members, and the State Assembly intended to serve him an impeachment notice. Instead to allow that unfortunate event to happen, he instructed demolition of the House Assembly chamber. This single act could’ve been termed as an absolute abuse of power and treasonable offence against the democratic settings of our land. However, nothing happened.

Secondly, while on that mission of emancipation, we have watched with dismay how the police, under instructions from those close to the corridors of powers, discharge out hot water on the Executive Governor of Rivers, all in the attempt to stop him from having access to the Assembly chamber. However, that didn’t stop him. The Governor, used executive power to present his budget to minority assembly members, which was considered as illegitimate way of democratic processes. Again, nothing happened.

Thirdly, since last few months, there has been tension in the state because the tenure of the existing local government chairmen is expiring tomorrow. As a result, the Wike and Fubara’s camp started throwing heavy threats. The former’s camp is claiming that only the court of law can sack them while the later are saying, based on the orders from the Governor, they must vacate their seats before tomorrow. As I am writing this, it is getting spontaneously tense in Rivers, and only God knows when this melting pot will stop boiling.

Why am I saying this?

Ever since this series of events started to emerge in Rivers, the State Governor and the security forces in the state, despite multiple court orders and proceedings, have been working closely with Gov Fubara. There has never a time when a Commissioner of Police publicly disagreed with the Governor. In fact, the first CP was removed and new one was issued into the state at the peak of the turmoil just to make things easier for the Governor.

Rivers, being one of the oil-producing states, is a critical factor to Nigeria’s evaporating economy. With political instability on ground, a clear threat to the national security is conspicuously aiming to emerge. However, there was never a time the security forces takeover some portion of the state against the State Governor’s order. There was never a time security forces usurped the Executive Governor. There was never a single time.

On the other hand, in Kano, the state government passed a law to revert the Emirate to its status quo, which has been in existing over 100 years ago. The Governor, by the power given to him constitutionally, signed the bill into law. By that single Act, the Governor generously refused to send the dethroned out of the state against the tradition of the Emirate in the past.

Despite this, some political actors find themselves in a position to destabilise the peaceful coexistence of the state, which has given them everything. Consequently, with the help from the above, they have been fanning the embers of resentment which continues to smolder, threatening to reignite from time to time.

It should be noted that, the Rivers and Kano issues are mutually exclusive and collectively exhaustive events. However, the later seems to have drawn more attention to the security forces and federal government, despite posing significantly less threat to the national security than the one in Rivers. The question is: why always Kano?

Again, it should be noted that the political actors, having been democratically defeated at the polls twice, including the courts, are hellbent to continuously cause unending chaos in Kano State, and therefore prepare them for 2027 election.

We shall remind the Federal Government that the people who are encouraging them to challenge a democratically elected Governor are not doing the entire process a favour. More specifically, what we want the state actors to note that they are setting a dangerous precedence because tomorrow someone with access to power could play a worse syntax against the laws in the land.

The world is watching, and seven years—even if those in power secure re-election—will quickly pass.

Haroun Muhammed writes from Lagos, Nigeria

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