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ENDSARS: A Week Of Hell …And Humour!

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By Aliyu Abubakar

This past week has been full of fire, fury and despair for most Nigerians, no thanks to the unfortunate ENDSARS protests and the many catastrophic, unsavoury scenes that characterised its chaotic aftermath.

This past week, violence reigned supreme in the land. From arson and thuggery, to burglary and nationwide looting spree, it was just (one hell of) a week to forget.

Amidst all the anger, the mayhem and the pandemonium though, there lie some absolutely ridiculous and comical images, incidents, scenes and scenarios.

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And please don’t get me wrong, I am not endorsing criminality in any form. No! I am a law-abiding citizen who abhors lawlessness of any kind. But no matter how serious they seem or look, some things are just too hilarious you just can’t help but laugh.

Therefore, here are my top fifteen ridiculous moments of Nigeria’s unwanted theatre of the absurd, these goddamned and forsaken past few days of fire and brimstone…

1. A thug running away with the ‘Opa Ase’, the traditional staff of office of the Oba of Lagos, HRM Alh. Rilwan Akiolu. Where is the boy going with the sacred staff? Only the young man can tell! What a sacrilege!

2. Another hoodlum wearing a ruby-coloured royal footwear, also belonging to the Oba of Lagos, and admiring his foot while posing for the cameras. How despicable!

3. An arsonist wearing a judge’s wig and robe, shortly after playing a part in setting a court building ablaze in Obalende, Lagos. Even more ridiculous is the chap walking freely in his new judicial attire with a naked matchete in his hands! Is that his new gavel?!

4. A thug who, obviously had just helped burnt down a Police station in Edo State, donning a Police uniform and mimicking a cockish walk and a salute with the khaki on, while his fellow thugs repeatedly cheered him on with loud choruses of “DPO!…DPO!!…DPO!!! DPO indeed!

5. Some hoodlums in Agbor, Delta State brazenly looting a truck-load of helpless goats and live chickens and jumping onto motorbikes. Even more absurd is the sight of some commercial motorcyclists lining up to pick up the looters to their various destinations. For them all, Christmas has arrived already.

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6. A young man looting away a whole State capital! Amidst the ensuing melee which threw wide open the gates of COVID19 palliative warehouses and stores in Jalingo, the capital of Taraba State, a young man uprooted the town’s signpost and proudly walked away, later displaying his spoil of war for sale. Jalingo people, you can’t say anything again, for you have been conquered and on the verge of being sold!

7. A young man walking away with a hospital bed from a Psychiatric Hospital in Calabar, Cross River State, after the hospital was vandalised and the entire patient’s reportedly set free! I am still confused as to who really is the lunatic here between the insane inmates and their rescuers, sincerely.

8. A man coming out from a looted shop, along side his son, while firmly clutching a box of king-size Indomie Noodles! Haba Oga, you don’t need to take that innocent boy along. Why destroy that kid?

9. Two young men looting a water closet from a Senator’s house in Calabar! What were they thinking here? Probably, they have never used such a luxurious item to answer the call of nature. These ones should be competing with two other Ilorin able-bodied youth, who bolted away with boarding house mattresses on their heads. These four have surely found their own “Next Level”!

10. Securitymen telling Nigerians to loot peacefully! What is peaceful in looting again? In my fourty-plus years of existence in this world, I have never seen this frighteningly bizarre moment from our security personnel. Guys, we are all in soup!

11. Rival group of looters putting their differences aside and uniting to dislodge an ATM Machine in Lagos. We haven’t seen how the loot was shared though, but amidst this incredible partnership in crime, you can not beat their unity of purpose.

12. Some Nigerians – majority of whom can’t even communicate to themselves – turning into seasoned speechwriters and communication experts overnight! This came shortly after Mr. President had delivered his long-awaited speech. Depending on where you stand in the entire ENDSARS hullabaloo, the consensus remains that not everyone can be a Speechwriter – especially a Presidential one.

13. State Governors putting up an unnecessary volte face of defending their questionable decisions to lock up COVID19 Palliatives in the midst of hunger and poverty. Come on, even if you have one million reasons as to why those items could not be distributed, wisdom should tell you that any attempt to defend that action will fall on deaf ears.

14. Edo Governor Godwin Obaseki giving inmates an ultimatum of one week – and adding another week – for them to return to their Oko Medium Security Correctional Centre. As at Wednesday, 21st October 2020, about 1,818 inmates were still at large, while 163 have been re-arrested and six have returned voluntarily. It will be interesting to see how many more will turn up again.

15. How about this last one: some Governors pleading with looters not to consume looted grains because they are seeds sprayed with insecticides and other dangerous; or begging the looters not to take some drugs because they have expired? Who cares about chemicals and date of expiry when people are hungry and poor? Now that is the mother of all absurdities.

By the way, in the wake of this unfortunate circumstances of looting and laughter, and of suffering and smiling, let us all not forget to say a prayer for Nigeria. May Allah, the Ultimate Healer, heal our fatherland.

Aliyu Abubakar Wrote from Abuja

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Taming Insecurity in Kano : As DSP Barau Visits Troops, Launches Grand Empowerment in Kano North

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Taming Insecurity in Kano : As DSP Barau Visits Troops, Launches Grand Empowerment in Kano North

By Abba Anwar

It takes a patriotic and humane political leader, to visit joint troops in their camps, that are placed to crush bandits on one hand. And to start implementing a round – year grand empowerment programme for his immediate constituency, on the other hand.

To boost the morale of our joint security troops, including soldiers, police and civil defence operatives, that were deployed to four various camps in Gwarzo, Shanono and Tsanyawa local government areas of Kano North Senatorial District, the Deputy Senate President Distinguished Senator Barau I Jibrin, CFR, paid them special visits to their various camps.

The troops were sent on the swift response by President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, over the quick request by DSP Barau, concerning recent bandits’ incursion in the aforementioned local government areas, within the parameters of the DSP’s Senatorial constituency. The bandits started attacking some border communities from the neighboring states.

In all the four camps he visited, he interacted with the troops directly, assuring them of President Tinubu’s unwavering support to successfully crush marauding criminals. Ensuring that, he would also do everything humanly possible to see to their victorious accomplishment of their national assignment. To gallantly crush the bandits.

At Lakwaya camp, in Gwarzo local government, he narrated how he reported the incidents of bandits’ incursion, immediately after they stroke, to the President. He disclosed that, “When that happened (bandits’ incursion), we talked to Mr President. For the reason that, it was something that had to do with the security of land, we didn’t come out and say what exactly we were doing to get rid of those bunch of criminals.”

To reveal how President Tinubu was concerned with the situation, as he does to all other parts of the country, DSP said, “Our dear President, acted swiftly by giving directives to all heads of security agencies in the country to quickly respond. To rescue the situation. The result is the presence of these security personnel. Whom I encouraged to make sure they crush those bandits. I know our troops are capable of doing that.”

At some points during the visits, he addressed the affected communities in the presence of the troops. Which also serves as improving security – civilians relations. One of the best security strategies even in modern day security system. As he called on the communities to always support and cooperate with the security agencies with necessary intelligence and prayers.

To keep the momentum of the troops’ patriotism with gallant engagement and committed determination, he said, “Since you arrived in this area, you have been doing all you can to restore peace and tranquillity to our people. I’m here to thank you for putting your lives on the line to ensure our people live in peace and tranquillity. On behalf of the people of this area, the people of Kano North Senatorial District, and Kano State at large, we thank you for your efforts to safeguard the lives of our people.”

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Because of the dire need in him, to see to peaceful communities, that started feeling unsafe few weeks back, he insisted to the troops, across the four different locations that, “Please go after these people who don’t want peace in our land, the bandits who are terrorising our people. Chase them wherever they are and flush them out of this area and indeed the entire area. We are hopeful you will be able to do so!

The visits were absolutely commendable and were described as patriotism at its peak. To the extent that, he, the Distinguished Senator inspected a parade by the troops, led by the JTF Commander in Gwarzo, Lt Abdullahi Sadiq. That he did in the company of the Garrison Commander of the 3 Brigade of the Nigerian Army, Kano, Lieutenant Colonel I. Ekoh and other top brass of the security agencies.

Understanding the application of force with the locals’ support, he equally believes that, an honest empowerment initiative would make local recruitment impossible, as preventive measure, against expansion of bandits’ influence. Hence the coming on board of Grand Empowerment programme across his constituency, Kano North Senatorial District.

The day he slated, yesterday Sunday, for troops visits, two of his closest Aides, Shitu Madaki Kunchi
Special Assistant Media and Publicity and Prof. Muhammad Ibn Abdullah, Chief of Staff, kick-started the Grand Empowerment programme in Dawakin Tofa local government.

Grant of One Hundred Thousand Naira (N100,000) was given to each of the selected 100 people. As the remaining local governments from the zone, will get the same grants for the same number of potential beneficiaries. The exercise continues for 12 months. A round-year engagement of beneficiaries.

Across the 13 local governments from his constituency, Kano North, a total number of 1,300 people will benefit from the programme for each month of the year. At N100,000 only per individual beneficiary. Meaning, 18,000 people are set to benefit from this arrangement, for Kano North alone.

Shitu reiterated to all, during the flag-off event, that, the same arrangement would be on board for Kano Central zone and Kano South zone respectively. The total number of beneficiaries per zone is to be determined by the number of local governments in each Senatorial District.

As rightly pointed out by Shitu, part of the DSP’s strategy in finding a some lasting solutions to insecurity experiences, is to properly and productively engage citizens of different age categories, in the empowerment programme. Most of the beneficiaries, who were able to meet Shitu at the occasion, gave him strong worded promise, to convey to the Deputy Senate President, that, they would give all the needed support and cooperation for the security and development of their areas, Kano state and the nation at large.

As part of the package for the grand empowerment the Distinguished Senator sets aside 130 vehicles to be distributed to transport associations to boost transport system in his constituency. As he set aside1,000
motorcycles for riders, teachers and students. As part of the programme.

Not only that, he included in the effort, SME tools for our youth and women. With this distribution a total number of 1,300 sewing machines, 1,300 grinding machines, 1,300 deep‑freezers and 1,300 noodle‑making machines with flour, plus 1,300 bicycles for school kids, are provided, as events for this category is by the doorstep. Another platform for security booster in his constituency.

Making the minds of our youth, so much engaging in both business and sports, so as to divert their, near-idle minds, or restless minds at best, makes part of the shopping list for the Senator’s workable interventions in weakening any process or would – be-process of attracting such minds to crimes and violence.

It is under this, he included, as part of the community engagement, provision of jerseys and footballs to football teams across his constituency. Before coming down to Kano Central and Kano South Senatorial Zones. Under this engagement, jerseys and footballs for 1,950 teams (150 teams per LGA), are already on ground for distribution.

Anwar writes from Kano
Monday, 26th January, 2026

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Gov. Abba Kabir Yusuf and Hon. Murtala Sule Garo: A Well‑Matched Pair of Walking Shoes

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By Kabir Mamman Sani

Very soon, Kano’s political landscape will realign, when the State Governor, Alhaji Abba Kabir Yusuf finally join the All Progressive Congress (APC).
When this finally happened, the governor will need a “perfect pair” to keep his stride steady, particularly when the current Deputy Governor, Comrade Aminu Abdulsalam decided not to defect along with him.
Governor Abba Kabir, now in his 63rd year and over two years into office, has already set a pace of urgency, restoration, and a “New Kano” vision.
For the State to sustain that momentum, pairing him with a deputy who can match his stride — like Hon. Murtala Sule Garo will certainly justify the political realignment.
In leadership, a governor and his deputy are like a well‑crafted pair of walking shoes: one provides direction, the other offers support, and together they traverse any terrain. The left shoe (the governor) charts the course, while the right shoe (the deputy) absorbs shock, maintains balance, and keeps the journey comfortable. Their synergy translates into stability, inclusive governance, and relentless progress for Kano.

For so many reasons, Hon. Murtala Sule Garo fits the right shoe. He is from the Kano North Senatorial Zone where the deputy governor position was zoned.
He has grassroots credibility. As a former Commissioner for Local Government, he has built a reputation for accessibility and for managing people and resources at the community level.
Hon. Murtala, is a bridge‑builder. He can link the NNPP’s existing structures with the APC’s broader network, easing the anticipated party switch and creating a cohesive environment for policy execution.

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As a grassroots mobilizer, particularly in a state known for political vibrancy, Murtala Sule Garo will play a stabilizer role. His ability to rally wards, councils, and youth groups and turn political apathy into active participation, boosting voter turnout and civic engagement, is assured.

What can this pair deliver?
Stability from the ground up – a olid foundation of local support prevents “small tremors from becoming structural crises,” as analyst Dr. Elena Vance notes, hence with Hon. Murtala Sule Garo providing a buffer to the Governor, political stability will ensue.
The pair is capable of further accelerating development in the State – With the ongoing projects in water supply, agricultural subsidies, and digital transformation, the governor’s ambitious blueprint gains a reliable executor.
Moreover, Murtala’s inclusive approach to governance will further open doors to traditional rulers, youth groups, and private investors fostering collective ownership of Kano’s progress. Hon. Murtala Sule Garo will lock in that trajectory, ensuring the administration’s plans endure and citizens feel the comfort of steady, balanced leadership.

Governor Yusuf’s achievements in urban renewal, educational reform, healthcare expansion, and infrastructure upgrades—have already earned him a reputation as one of the state’s most effective leaders. Pairing him with Murtala Sule Garo will be the best way forward for the State.

Just as a good pair of walking shoes carries a traveler forward with confidence, Governor Abba Kabir Yusuf and Deputy Murtala Sule Garo can lead Kano on a successful, step‑by‑step journey—comfortable, supportive, and balanced for every stakeholder.

Kabir Mamman Sani, a political analyst write from Minjibir

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Christopher Musa: Experience Meets Strategist-Sageer Ahmad

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Sageer Ahmad

It didn’t come to us as a surprise when President Bola Ahmed Tinubu announced the appointment of General Christopher Gwabin Musa (rtd.) as Nigeria’s Minister of Defence.

Indeed the president’s decision signals a deliberate effort to align experience with strategy at a time when national security remains a critical concern for every well-meaning Nigerian. No doubt, Nigeria and Nigerians have had it very rough in recent years and the deserving testimonies the nation received on the choice of CG Musa is adequate enough to tell the world that CG Musa is equal to the task.

A veteran officer with decades of distinguished service to the well-being of Nigeria, his appointment as a minister brings to the Defence Ministry a deep understanding of Nigeria’s security environment and a calculative and systematic approach to a sustainable solution to the lingering security issues. Without being sentimental, his emergence as Defence Minister reflects the Federal Government’s resolve to strengthen policy direction, improve coordination among security agencies and reinforce public confidence in the country’s defence institutions.

As a professional shaped by years of frontline command and strategic leadership, Nigerians now believe the country is widely regarded within military and policy circles, as a country at the verge of overcoming its travails. His records have shown that over the course of his career, he played key roles in counter-insurgency and internal security operations, particularly in areas affected by terrorism, banditry and communal violence. His experience cuts across field operations and high-level defence planning, giving him a balanced grasp of both tactical realities and policy demands, for a better country.

Before his appointment, Musa served at the highest level of Nigeria’s military leadership, where he oversaw joint operations involving the Army, Navy and Air Force. His tenure was marked by a strong emphasis on inter-service cooperation, intelligence-driven operations and improved welfare for personnel.

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His appointment came at a critical time that the nation is in dire need of peace and Nigerians have no doubt that CG Musa will steady but surely give Nigerians the needed peace. A straightforward personality with a complete sense of responsibility and commitment to national security, he is an exact example of a responsible and responsive security administrator.

Barely weeks after assuming office, Minister CG Musa began by setting a clear tone for the country’s security direction and recording early ministerial milestones anchored on coordination, professionalism and decisive action against insecurity.

Since his appointment he has moved swiftly to redefine the Ministry of Defence’s leadership posture, placing emphasis on results-driven security management rather than rhetoric. At several high-level engagements, he has publicly committed to delivering tangible improvements in national security, assuring Nigerians of the government’s resolve to reclaim communities affected by insurgency, banditry and violent crime.

However, one of CG Musa’s notable early achievements is his push for stronger inter-agency collaboration. He has consistently underscored the need for seamless cooperation among the Armed Forces, intelligence agencies and internal security institutions, arguing that modern security threats require unified and intelligence-led responses. This stance has reinforced the ongoing joint operations and improved coordination among security stakeholders. Moreover, the citizens have started seeing the good impact of the calculative and decisive move of the minister.

CG Musa has further distinguished his tenure by reasserting professionalism and ethical leadership within the military by charging senior officers to uphold loyalty to the Constitution, integrity and discipline in command as well as professional conduct.

It is on record that troop welfare has also featured prominently on his agenda as he publicly emphasized that the morale and wellbeing of personnel are critical to mission success, he also pledged improved attention to logistics, equipment, healthcare and family support for service members.

As a graduate of the Nigerian Defence Academy who attended several advanced military and leadership courses within and outside Nigeria, his career also includes participation in regional and multinational security initiatives, reinforcing Nigeria’s role in collective efforts to address cross-border threats in the sub-region as well as to install the nation’s dignity in the global focus.

As Defence Minister, Musa is expected to focus on defence policy coordination, military reforms, procurement oversight and the strengthening of civil-military relations. His background places him in a unique position to bridge the gap between policy formulation and operational realities, ensuring that decisions taken at the centre translate into tangible security outcomes across the country.

However, with insecurity still posing serious challenges nationwide, expectations are high and that is why we believe in the simple fact that Christopher Musa’s appointment represents a strategic recalibration that will chase the bandits, insurgents and other vices out of the country for a healthier, better and robust Nigeria of all good days.

To the bandits and the insurgents, get ready to repent or face the wrath of CG Musa, the Nigerian savior.

Sagir Ahmed writes from Kano and can be reach via email: ahmadtsagir@gmail.com

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